- SEAN CONNERY ID GO HOME AND FUCK THE PROM QUEEN MOVIE
- SEAN CONNERY ID GO HOME AND FUCK THE PROM QUEEN UPDATE
Oh, and there’s also a Navy SEAL team accompanying the duo.
Essentially it’s a crossover between Escape from New York and Die Hard, if they were buddy cop movies, except neither of the characters are cops and none of them are black. The government’s solution? Send in a former spy whose been locked in a prison for the last thirty years and an FBI science geek who has never seen field action. Just kidding! He steals a load of nerve gas rockets and decides to hold the entire city of San Francisco hostage until they pay him.
SEAN CONNERY ID GO HOME AND FUCK THE PROM QUEEN MOVIE
The movie starts of as an army General with a hero status most people in the military can only dream of decides that the government owes him (well, him and the families of MIA Gulf War troops) some money, so he does the most logical thing and sues them. But enough about them, the reason I’m writing this is Bay’s sole masterpiece and one of my all time favorite action movies: The Rock.
SEAN CONNERY ID GO HOME AND FUCK THE PROM QUEEN UPDATE
While cases could be made for the Bad Boys movies, I’m sure as hell not going be the one to make them because I didn’t ask for a more racist update of Lethal Weapon and neither did I enjoy it. Well, Bay is more like a digital watch so let’s make it every twenty-fourth hour. (See: Transformers) But as the saying goes even a broken watch shows the correct time every twelfth hour. This is because he dedicates most his time tarnishing the Action genre with his successful CGI heavy shitfest action movies, and their PG-13 ratings and bullshit heroes. You might have noticed that Michael Bay does not hold a high star at the AOBG office*. A chemical super-freak and a former spy have to prevent a group of mercenaries from blowing up San Francisco. He was giving people around him clues.Die Hard on Alcatraz. She smiled, because she knew what he was doing. It was “(We’re Gonna) Rock Around the Clock,” the best-selling rock song of all time. Billnitzer, refilling his coffee cup, knew the tune-everybody knew that tune. After a while, though, he’d start to shift in his seat and look around. But usually he was thinking about something, so he ignored it. He had changed the world.Īfter ten minutes or so Billnitzer would bring him his food. He had headlined shows with a young opening act named Elvis Presley and had inspired John Lennon to pick up the guitar. He had sold tens of millions of records. In fact, for a period of time in the mid-fifties, he had been the most popular entertainer on the planet.
Twenty-five years before, just about everyone in the Western world had known his face. It was a perfect place for a guy who wanted to get away from it all. He had moved there with his family five years before, in 1976. Soon he was lost in thought, looking like any other 55-year-old man passing the time in a Sambo’s on Tyler Street in downtown Harlingen. Then he’d light up a Pall Mall and look out the window or stare off into space. He’d order coffee-black-and sometimes a sandwich, maybe turkey with mayo. “Just fine,” he’d say, and they would chat about the traffic and the weather, which was always warm in South Texas, even in January. Barbara Billnitzer, one of the waitresses, would bring him a menu and ask how he was doing. He wore a scruffy ball cap, and behind his large, square glasses there was something odd about his eyes. In the last desperate months of his life, he would come into the restaurant at all hours of the day and take a seat, sometimes at the counter and other times in one of the back booths. This is a little off-topic, but I had no idea that Bill Haley of Rock Around the Clock fame met such a depressing end.
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